Saturday, October 06, 2007

Stairway to nowhere

Stairway


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Got milk?

Got milk


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Awwww

White dog


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Now, what do I do with it?

Dog tail


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Wet kiss

Wet kiss


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Yikes! Bikes

Bikes


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A party on top of the bridge

Bridge fun


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Hunting for a bone

Digger


“I know I buried that thing in here.”


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Comfort is in the eye of the beholder

Sleeping kitty


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All natural

Tree


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Happy van

Happy van


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Hangin on

Hanging on


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Plastic bottles

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Depicts two million plastic beverage bottles, the number used in the US every five minutes.


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Jeff Dunham and Bubba J


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Television

Television


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Complete protection

Protection


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Cost of protecting our soldiers

Cost of protecting soldiers


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Size isn't everything

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Stinky skunk stuck

Skunkrl3Let’s see you say that three times fast.  Hell, I can barely say it once slowly.


A skunk who got his head stuck in a salad dressing jar found a cautious savior in a Michigan police officer.
The skunk, head in jar, wandered into a police station parking lot and was spotted by Officer James Kellett.  Kellett wanted to help, but was not interested in any resistance — spray or otherwise during the Thursday encounter. So he grabbed a pellet gun used in hunters' safety courses and shot at the jar from a safe distance.
The shots cracked and shattered the jar, leaving a glass collar around the skunk's neck. With its head free, the skunk ran off.
"I didn't want to use deadly force, and it is a residential area," said Kellett. "The way he was when he took off, he was able to eat, breathe and spray — and do anything else skunks like to do."


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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Both Sides Now

Both sides now

Makin out

Groundhogmakeout


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What the fork?

Big forkThis 35 foot tall fork is located in Springfield MO.  The fork angles up towards a 3-story building inhabited by Noble & Associates, a Springfield ad agency. It’s said that the big fork once stood in front of a restaurant that failed on South Glenstone, in otherwise booming Springfield.


The brick and glass Noble & Associates building is the company's "Idea Center" -- Noble does a lot of work for the food service and retail industry, so the fork makes sense...


Location:  Address: 2155 W Chesterfield Blvd, Springfield MO, [Show Map]


Sounds like a motorcycle trip to me……

Fox News blooper


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OB GYN answering machine

An interesting answering machine message.


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Thanks Gene

About to get wet

Wet


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Just another day at Party Town

Party town


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Separated at birth?

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Elvis hound dog wannabe

Hound dog


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Designated driver tip

20469pizza-boxNext time you are too drunk to drive:


Walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home.


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Pizza delivery from the family owned restaurant


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Making small talk

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for some conversation.


She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"


"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major replied, "Just serious by nature."


The young lady looked at his awards, medals and decorations and said, "It looks like you've seen quite a lot of action."


The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."


The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should just lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself..."


The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.


Finally, deciding to take a different tack, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"


The Sergeant Major looked at her and curtly replied, "1955, ma'am."


She gasped, "Well, there you are! You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"


The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,"Do you think so? It's only 2130 now..."


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Dingleberry

Dingleberry


FYI:  Definition of dingleberry


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Moses' fishing prank

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Giuliani's Push To Save America........

Save+america


That was soooo bad…but kinda funny.


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Money laundering

Laundered-money


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Only in America...


  • American flagOnly in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

  • Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

  • Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

  • Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

  • Only in America .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

  • Only in America ..do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

  • Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Thanks Paul E

If you love something....

If you love


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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Family hour

Family hour


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Second childhood

Granny play time


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The answer to life, the universe and everything....

Google


Who would have guessed it was 42?


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You can buy anything on eBay

Ebay invisible


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Pirate Tampons

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¿Se habla espaƱol?

As a Texan is walking through his field, he sees a man drinking water from a stock tank with one of his hands.

The Texan shouts," Hey don't drink that water, It has cow manure in it!!!

The Man shouts back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglƩs. HƔbleme espaƱol.". (I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. speak Spanish to me)

The Texan shouts back, "Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirƔ mƔs para beber." (Use both hands, you'll get more to drink)


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Church bloopers


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Last Supper Trick

Lastsuppertrick


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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Mass transit

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Question everything

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Tom was delicious

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Adopted

KiwanisAt what age do you tell a highway it’s adopted?


I think around seven because that’s when they start wondering, Hey, I don’t look like the Kiwanis Club.


                                                      — Zach Galifanakis

NASCAR fans

I didn’t understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans.  You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you’ll see where a shiny car driving in a circle would fascinate them all day.  I can make fun of NASCAR fans because if they chase me, I’ll just turn right.


                                                                                                — Alonzo Bodden


 

Perspective

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Found at Walgreens

Jumbo cotton balls?


Black history month


Wrong on so many levels.


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Teamwork

Teamwork


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