Friday, April 27, 2007

25 things women don't know....

Women think they already know everything, but wait…training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:



  • 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

  • 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

  • 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

  • 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

  • 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

  • 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

  • 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

  • 8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

  • 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

  • 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

  • 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

  • 12. Introduction to Parking

  • 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

  • 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

  • 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

  • 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

  • 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

  • 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

  • 19. PMS: Your Problem…Not His

  • 20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To

  • 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

  • 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

  • 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

  • 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

  • 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

I know these are stereotypes of women, but most of the women I know are just the opposite.  As a matter of fact if I fell into this stack of facts a lot of them would stick to me.  (Did I just admit that?)


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

uh, yeah. remote. not for male sex only. jerk.

Anonymous said...

most of that crap my husband disagrees with