Thursday, November 16, 2006

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

An oldie but a goodie…..

 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

 - Indubitably

 - Innovative

 - Preliminary

 - Proliferation

 - Cinnamon

 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

 - Specificity

 - British Constitution

 - Passive-aggressive disorder

 - Loquacious Transubstantiate

 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

 - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

 - Nope, no more beer for me.

 - Sorry, but you're not really my type.

 - Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.

 - Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Thanks Joe P

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