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(read these out loud, it helps)

• He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
• This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
• Is there a fugitive here? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
• Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
• Your price is too high - No Bai Nut Ding
• Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
• I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
• It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
• Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
• I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
• They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
• Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
• I got this for free - Ai No Pei
• You know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
• Stay out of sight - Lei lo

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