Thursday, June 22, 2006

The fortune teller and the golfer

Golfer-gouache-airbrush"Please tell me," he begged the fortune teller, "are there golf courses in heaven?"

She stared into her crystal ball a long time. Finally, she utters those eight immortal words: "I have good news, and I have bad news."

"What is the good news?"

She smiles wistfully: "The golf courses in heaven are beautiful beyond anything you can imagine."

"Wonderful! But what is the bad news?"

"You will be teeing off at 7:30 tomorrow morning."

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another one of those ... "Be careful what you wish for" ... Moments.

Anonymous said...

"Those 8 immortal words..." Did anyone notice there were 9? Good joke, though.