Here are just a few ways:
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Staple pages in the middle of the page.
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
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