Friday, March 10, 2006

Guidelines for cats

Cat-flyHere are just a few:

  • Bathrooms:  Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything . . . just sit and stare.
  • Chairs and Rugs:  If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug.
  • Humans: Humans have three primary functions: to feed us, to play with and give attention to us, and to clean the litter box. It is important to maintain one's Dignity when around humans so that they will not forget who is the master of the house. Humans need to know basic rules. They can be taught if you start early and are consistent.
  • Toys:  Bright shiny things like keys, brooches, or coins should be hidden so that the other cat(s) or humans can't play with them. They are generally good for playing hockey with on uncarpeted floors.

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