Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Butt Ugly

Ugly_janA butt-ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks, "Are they twins?"
The woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No," he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

Thanks Phyllis

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