God hung up on me....

I went to iGod, Repenting made easy, and was dumped by God.   Maybe it was a technical difficulty….yeah that’s it.  Anyway just as I was about to confess I was disconnected.  What follows is a transcript of our conversation:

Me:
 Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 Jon
God:
  Nice to meet you,  Jon.
Me:
 Nice to meet you too
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
 You probably don't remember me.
God:
Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
Me:
 It's been a while since we talked.
God:
Oh I get it.  Very interesting.
Me:
 I've been a bad boy.

Me: 
Hello?

Me: 
Anybody home?

Maybe you can have better luck with Mr. G than I did:  iGod

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