Monday, October 24, 2005

Alfred E. Neuman quotes

Neuman"A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!"

"Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgment!"

"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!"

"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"

"Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!"

"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"

"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"

"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"

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